fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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