We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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