You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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