Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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