what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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