We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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