dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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