She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
whose parrot is this?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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