In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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