We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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