so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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