she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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