idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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