Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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