I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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