i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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