You really coming over, don't trick.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
