The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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