that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Randomize
