If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
