I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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