I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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