He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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