I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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