i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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