Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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