I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Randomize
