sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
