Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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