Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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