is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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