After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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