Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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