I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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