i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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