3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
