No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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