he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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