"it" just moved
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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