lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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