i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
