I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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