I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I party with great urgency now.
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