Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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