he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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