you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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