Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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