Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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