hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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