He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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